February 2011
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Today, a first grader told @kittieglitter :
“There’s only one Justin Bieber. But if you wish really hard, there might be two. You have to ask the sky.”
theanxiouspatient asked: Oh you know, when he found out the crazy lady down the street was a free range were-cow.
heavymystery asked: I'm not joking haha. Why must I be?
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Homeless Children Mythology →
This blows my mind.
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Mr. Rogers, the Unfuckwithable →
When I say that Mr. Rogers inspires me, I’m not being ironic or sarcastic. This explains in part why that is the case. The video is like watching a miracle happen.
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do yrself a favor →
Dirk Gently, televised
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HANDSOME DEVIL →
“There’s more to life than books, you know (but not Much more…)”
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Often Mistaken For Funny
Will Ferrell (and anything he has ever been involved with. Seriously.)
post-1986 SNL (but I will concede momentary exceptions to this)
Auto-Correct Errors (equivalent to poop jokes)
Family Guy (in general, and Stewie in particular)
90% of everything on Adult Swim (in case you hadn’t noticed)
Seinfeld (Neurotic white people is about as funny as a cheese grater on your genitals.)
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